ZINGBOT 9000

Hey Jordan, the only reason Jeff hasn't proposed yet is because he knows you're terrible at answering questions. ZING!

Jordan & Jeff's fan-favorite showmance; she struggled in Q&A comps.

Daniele, do you own a car, or do you still prefer to just ride your daddy's coattails? ZING!

Daughter of BB8's 'Evel Dick' Donato.

Amanda, don't worry — you can visit McCrae in Minnesota. Just mail yourself using your giant… tramp stamp. ZING!

Amanda & McCrae's BB15 showmance. One of the most-quoted zings ever.

Elissa, I hear you like to impersonate me, but I think you're much better at being a cheap imitation of… your sister! ZING!

Elissa is BB13 winner Rachel Reilly's sister.

That's a nice tan, but I'm surprised you get any sun at all, considering how much time you spend in your sister's shadow. ZING!

Frankie is pop star Ariana Grande's brother.

I would zing you, but I'm only supposed to zing people that are actually playing the game. ZING!

Delivered by Kathy Griffin, filling in for a 'malfunctioning' Zingbot.

There's a belief that glasses make people look smarter. Thanks for disproving that. ZING!

Delivered by Kathy Griffin in Zingbot's stead.

What do you call someone who is not afraid to cry, wears pink, and cuddles with men? Zach! ZING!

Delivered by Kathy Griffin. Zach was a BB16 fan favorite.

This is a house of good-looking dudes — there's not one unattractive man in here. Oh wait, I didn't see you there, Derrick. ZING!

Derrick went on to win BB16.

Your luck is very Duck Dynasty. Too bad your social game is more like Suck Dynasty. ZING!

Donny, a groundskeeper, was a beloved BB16 underdog.

You and Amber have something in common — you think she's drop-dead gorgeous, and she wants you to drop dead. ZING!

Delivered by Kathy Griffin. Caleb's one-sided pursuit of Amber.

You're such a nice guy — you haven't made any enemies this summer. Except maybe Christine's husband. ZING!

Christine's closeness with Cody drew scrutiny.

Liz, you've become such an important part of Austin's life. Are you more excited to meet his mom, his dad, or his… girlfriend? ZING!

Austin had a girlfriend at home during his showmance with Liz.

Liz, I'm confused — suddenly you're less attractive, less intelligent, and less charming. Oh wait, that's just… Julia. ZING!

Liz and Julia were twins who secretly swapped early in BB17.

Paulie, anyone who says you're a less attractive, less charming, all-around lesser version of Cody is… correct! ZING!

Paulie is Cody Calafiore's (BB16) younger brother.

Corey, what do you call the man who sweeps Nicole off her feet, sends her heart aflutter, and makes her hear wedding bells? …Hayden! ZING!

Nicole's BB16 showmance was Hayden — not Corey.

Victor, I was trying to think of the perfect word to describe you, and I realized it's best said in Spanish: 'Tu el douchebag!' ZING!

Victor was evicted and battled back twice in BB18.

James, you love to scare people in the house. But this summer the people you've scared the most are… Natalie's parents! ZING!

James pursued a showmance with Natalie.

Paul, last season you taught me so much — like how to have friendship, how to be pissed, and how to lose… half a million dollars! ZING!

BB18 runner-up — and runner-up again in BB19.

Aw, poor Raven — you've got the clownitard, the worst punishment ever. Oh wait, that's just your face! ZING!

Raven wore the 'clownitard' punishment costume.

Brett, you always seem so fresh and clean — which makes sense, because you're a giant douche! ZING!

Brett was known for savage eviction speeches in BB20.

Fessy, I was surprised to learn you're a part-time teacher, considering you're a full-time… moron! ZING!

'Fessy' was a former college football player.

Hello, we haven't met yet. My name is Zingbot. What should I call you — Jackson? Michie? Or… pompous douchebag? ZING!

Jackson went on to win BB21.

Memphis, most people think of you as Dan's number one. But to me, you're more of a giant number two! P.U. ZING!

Ranked the #1 zing ever by GoldDerby. Memphis played BB10 with Dan Gheesling.

Nicole, I wrote you a song! Here comes the bride — she loves to whine and cry! Every time I hear her voice, I want to die! ZING!

Three-time player (BB16, BB18, BB22) known for her voice.

I can't believe I'm here on Big Brother: All-Stars. And frankly, I can't believe you're here either… David! ZING!

A BB21 pre-juror — a surprise All-Stars pick.

Da'Vonne, you've done three seasons of Big Brother and two seasons of The Challenge. So I'm dying to know — which reality show do you plan to… lose next? ZING!

Three-time BB player and Challenge competitor.

I've determined the following things will never happen: time travel, teleportation, and Xavier going on a date with Azah. ZING!

Azah's one-sided crush on fellow Cookout member Xavier.

Alyssa, when I see you I can't help but think of a heavy winter coat in the desert: dead weight and completely useless. ZING!

Alyssa was in a showmance with Kyle in BB24.